bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

(via radical-illusion)

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bellatirx:

do you ever like a celebrity so much you actually get jealous when other people say they like them

(Source: ruthwilson, via alalae)

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scntrx:

I’m here if you need someone. 😌